Watermelons
Who stole those juicy watermelons?
Genres
Overview
Nearing the end of his academic career, JJ (aka "lil ibuprofen") produces amateur SoundCloud rap as a way to handle the strange events of his recently chaotic life.
Details
Budget
$80
Revenue
$0
Runtime
11 min
Release Date
2021-12-31
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
10
Justin Kostecki
JJ / Inmate #6969 / JJ's Dad
Jason Tanski
Eugene
Hannah Rowland
JJ's Boss
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