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What Would You Do If You Lost A Million Dollars?
Genres
Overview
Two friends, Al and Max, decide to spend the weekend fishing, during which, amid an incomprehensible noise, a briefcase full of dollars suddenly appears at the end of Al's fishing line. A boss who has lost a million dollars can't calm down, and his two bodyguards have to find a case within 48 hours. In the pursuit of money, the bandits work out various scenarios, forcing Al and Max to participate in this whole nightmare – an attempt to rob a bank, participation in a drug deal.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
115 min
Release Date
2004-01-01
Status
Released
Original Language
Russian
Vote Count
5
Vote Average
4.7
Michael Madsen
Boss
Yuliya Zinovyeva
Singer
Alexander Karpov
Body 1
Alexey A. Petrukhin
Body 2
Dmitriy Burkhankin
Al
Pyotr Fyodorov
Max
Tatyana Vasileva
Business Lady
Aleksei Zharkov
Master
Aleksandr Semchev
Customs Officer
Igor Jijikine
'Rabid'
Olesya Sudzilovskaya
Stripper / Head of the FSKN
Aleksei Kravchenko
Head of the FSKN's Assistant
Gerbert Morales
Papa De
Anna Chipovskaya
'Paganini'
Aleksandr Pashkovskiy
Man in the Hat
Mikhail Popov
Road Worker
Pavel Kassinskiy
'Ghoul'
Natalya Tetenova
Female Pimp
Yuriy Dumchev
'Gorilla'
Vladimir Bolshov
Locksmith
Roman Kryukov
Locksmith
Dmitriy Persin
Locksmith
Maxim Makarov
Locksmith
Igor Gasparyan
'Hawaika'
Yelena Kotelnikova
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