Guest House Paradiso
Pay to check in... pray to check out!
Genres
Overview
Richie and Eddie are in charge of the worst hotel in the UK, Guest House Paradiso, neighbouring a nuclear power plant. The illegal immigrant chef has fled and all the guests have gone. But when a famous Italian filmstar, Gina Carbonara, who is in hiding from a fiance she doesn't want to marry, arrives at the hotel, things get very interesting!
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
86 min
Release Date
1999-12-03
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
139
Vote Average
6.1
Rik Mayall
Richie Twat
Adrian Edmondson
Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba
Bill Nighy
Mr. Johnson
Kate Ashfield
Mrs. Hardy
Steven O'Donnell
Chef
Fenella Fielding
Mrs. Foxfur
Vincent Cassel
Gino Bolognese
Hélène Mahieu
Gina Carbonara
Simon Pegg
Mr. Nice
Lisa Palfrey
Mrs. Nice
Joe Hughes
Damien Nice
Jessica Mann
Charlene Nice
James D'Arcy
Young Groom
Kate Loustau
Young Bride
Charles Cartmell
Newscaster
Paul Garcia
Screen Lover
Richard Hammatt
Truck Driver #1
Bob Mason
Chatty Worker
Phillip Lester
Sickly Worker
Richard Strange
Worried Worker
David Sibley
Intimidating Man
Emma Pierson
Saucy Wood Nymph
Sophia Myles
Saucy Wood Nymph
Anna Madeley
Saucy Wood Nymph
Abbe Muschallik
Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)
Nina Muschallik
Saucy Wood Nymph (uncredited)
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