

The Killer Condom
The rubber that rubs you out!
Genres
Overview
In New York City, detective Luigi Mackeroni investigates a string of mysterious penile mutilations at the Hotel Quickie. After Mackeroni attempts to have a tryst with a gigolo he meets in the lobby, a carniverous condom bites off his right testicle and flees, which sets the detective off on a quest to stop the predatory prophylactic once and for all.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
107 min
Release Date
1996-08-29
Status
Released
Original Language
German
Vote Count
87
Vote Average
5.264
Udo Samel
Luigi Mackeroni
Peter Lohmeyer
Sam Hanks
Iris Berben
Frau Dr. Riffleson
Marc Richter
Billy
Leonard Lansink
Babette (Bob Miller)
Evelyn Künneke
Leichenbeschauerin Wilma
Hella von Sinnen
Detektivin Sally
Heribert Sasse
Mann vom Secret Service
Meret Becker
Phyllis Higgins
Gerd Wameling
Her Teacher
Henning Schlüter
Hotelchef Robinson
Ralf Wolter
Prof. Boris Smirnoff
Ron Williams
Chief of Police
Otto Sander
Mr. Higgins
Monika Hansen
Mrs. Higgins
Gode Benedix
Policeman O'Brian
Weijian Liu
Dr. Riffleson's Assistant
Peter Krüger
Joe Baluga
Adriana Altaras
Croatian Tourist
Georg-Martin Bode
Dick McGouvern
Nicolette Krebitz
Sophie Rois
Anna Thalbach
Rumme Beck
Carsten Buck
Inga Busch
Miguel Doughty
Simone Duve
Mbaye Faye
Ubi Ferguson
Fetisch Bergmann
Daniel Ganz
Ajo Gnädig
Peter Grüning
Alexander Hacke
Florian Körner
Dina Leipzig
Hooker
Dani Levy
Prostitute's Client
Gloria Lokwe
Lillemor Mallau
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Emanuela Mattioli
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Robert Viktor Minich
Tanya Pecanov
Barbara Philipp
Rica Pöhlmann-Röll
Bob Rutman
Sven Schencke
Jens Sieloff
Amira Soeiro
Manfred Stavenhagen
Jochen Stezelczyk
Johannes Stezelczyk
Peppi Streich
Laurie Tomin
Jack Trösch
Arndt Wiegering
Ades Zabel
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