Song of the Sword
Genres
Overview
Imagine, if you will, LARPers — Live Action Role Playing — but on a much larger scale, filmed by video camera, fuzzy drained video colors coalescing to give us wanderers with walking sticks in the woods, primitive video effects in the place of computer generation magic and best of all, everyone is so serious about it. Like, serious enough to get out amongst the jagger bushes and mosquitos in a loin cloth of all things. You ever pore over that old Monster Manual and have a Hook Horror LJN figure? Then you’re going to get this. Maybe you’d like to see ladies in Renaissance Faire garb sword fight one another in the hometown of William Burroughs, possibly behind a mall? Do you like dialogue like, “Do mine eyes deceive me or is it Shan-Ra?” And people bowing and saying, “My lady, I beseech you for protection?” This is that movie.
Details
Budget
$2000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
117 min
Release Date
1986-06-15
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
0
Vote Average
0
Ry Brown
Grimwald Graelie
Maria Anthony
Kalydia
Clark Jamison
Shan-Ra
Mitch Barr
Calador
Dody Sankpill
Adroma
Mark Parker
Merlin
Shanda Grotta
The Warrior Queen
Bridget Patti
Rugaria
Stan Haehl
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Owen Leonard
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Kevin Ritchie
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Julia Warrick
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Ben Froideveaux
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Gil Bavel
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Steve Roberts
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Keith Abrams
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Mark Parker
Dark Invader
Clark Jamison
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Maria Anthony
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Ry Brown
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Larry Carter
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Kevin Ritchie
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Ben Froideveaux
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Bo Flemming
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Christopher Gabbert
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