

A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot
In the saddle... In the sack... In the sand
Genres
Overview
Expert conman Joe Thanks teams up with half-breed Bill and naive Lucy to steal $300,000 from the Indian-hating Major Cabot. Their elaborate plan is full of disguises, double-crosses, and chases, but Joe always seems to know what he's doing.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
117 min
Release Date
1975-12-16
Status
Released
Original Language
Italian
Vote Count
175
Vote Average
6.3
Terence Hill
Joe Thanks
Miou-Miou
Lucy
Robert Charlebois
Bill Locomotiva
Patrick McGoohan
Major Cabot
Raimund Harmstorf
Sergeant Milton
Piero Vida
Jacky Roll
Rik Battaglia
Captain
Mario Valgoi
Thomas Trader
Mario Brega
Coach Driver
Jean Martin
Colonel Pembroke
Klaus Kinski
Doc Foster
Miriam Mahler
Pembroke's Daughter
Clara Colosimo
La ruffiana
Carla Cassola
Prostitute
Fernando Cerulli
Her husband
Vittorio Fanfoni
Jail guard
Benito Stefanelli
Mortimer
Renato Baldini
Sheriff in saloon
Roy Bosier
Jeremy
Gérard Boucaron
Village Idiot
Armando Bottin
Mortimer Henchman
Valerio Ruggeri
Friedrich von Ledebur
Don Felipe
Deogratias Huerta
Union Sergeant
Edmondo Tieghi
Karl Braun
Poker Player (uncredited)
Bruno Di Luia
Soldier (uncredited)
Lina Franchi
Mary Gomez, Prostitute (uncredited)
Furio Meniconi
(uncredited)
Tommaso Palladino
Man at Brothel (uncredited)
Desmond Thompson
Sheriff of Village (uncredited)
Pietro Torrisi
Mortimer Henchman (uncredited)
Natale Tulli
Man at Brothel (uncredited)
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