Don't Go Near the Water
THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME!
Genres
Overview
Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
107 min
Release Date
1957-11-14
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
16
Vote Average
5.1
Glenn Ford
Lt. J.G. Max Siegel
Gia Scala
Melora Alba
Earl Holliman
Adam Garrett
Anne Francis
Lt. Alice Tomlen
Keenan Wynn
Gordon Ripwell
Fred Clark
Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash
Eva Gabor
Deborah Aldrich
Russ Tamblyn
Ens. Tyson
Jeff Richards
Lt. Ross Pendleton
Mickey Shaughnessy
Farragut Jones
Howard Smith
Admiral Junius Boatwright
Romney Brent
Mr. Alba - Melora's Father
Mary Wickes
Janie
Jack Straw
Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone
Robert Nichols
Lt. Cmdr. Hereford
John Alderson
Lt. Cmdr. Diplock
Jack Albertson
Rep. George Jansen
Charles Watts
Rep. Arthur Smithfield
Mike Steen
Marine Orderly (uncredited)
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