Major Payne
He's looking for a few good men... or a few guys old enough to shave.
Genres
Overview
Major Benson Winifred Payne is being discharged from the Marines. Payne is a killin' machine, but the wars of the world are no longer fought on the battlefield. A career Marine, he has no idea what to do as a civilian, so his commander finds him a job - commanding officer of a local school's JROTC program, a bunch of ragtag losers with no hope.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$30112050
Runtime
95 min
Release Date
1995-03-24
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
823
Vote Average
6.413
Damon Wayans
Maj. Benson Payne
Karyn Parsons
Emily Walburn
William Hickey
Dr. Phillips
Michael Ironside
Lt. Col. Stone
Albert Hall
Gen. Decker
Orlando Brown
Cadet Kevin 'Tiger' Dunne
Steven Martini
Cadet Alex Stone
Andrew Leeds
Cadet Dotson
Chris Owen
Cadet Wuliger
Joseph Blaire
Cadet Bryan
Mark W. Madison
Cadet Fox
Peyton Chesson-Fohl
Cadet Sgt. Johnson
Stephen Coleman
Cadet Leland
Mark Conway
Police Sergeant
David DeHart
Wellington Cadet Captain
Joshua Todd Diveley
New Cadet
Robert Faraoni Jr.
Smart Ass Soldier
Michael Gabel
Lt. Wiseman
Ross Bickell
Col. Braggart
Scott Bigelow
Huge Biker
R.J. Knoll
Blind New Cadet
Dean Lorey
Mr. Shipman
Brad Martin
MP
Seymour Swan
Soldier
Leonard L. Thomas
Bleeding Soldier
Hechter Ubarry
Guerilla Leader
Carolyn Walker
Miss Goodman
Damien Dante Wayans
Cadet Deak Williams
R. Stephen Wiles
Cadet Heathcoat
Chris Williams
Marksman
Tommy Wiles
Cadet
Al Cerullo
Chopper pilot
John Louis Fischer
Chopper pilot
P. Rodney Barnes
Weightlifter
Curtis Bush
Terrorist
Robert Shepherd
Army Officer (uncredited)
George Cheung
Vietcong Soldier (uncredited)
6.9
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1969-11-29 | hu
5.9
Escape from L.A.
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1996-08-09 | en
6.5
Zero Motivation
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5.8
Sgt. Bilko
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1996-03-29 | en
6.3
Buffalo Soldiers
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2002-10-31 | en
7.1
The Rock
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1996-06-07 | en
6.2
All Over the Town
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1949-04-25 | en
6.2
Alice's Restaurant
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1969-08-20 | en
6.7
Matinee
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7.1
Fallen Art
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2004-09-23 | xx
5.2
Flirting with Forty
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2008-12-06 | en
6.0
The Delta Force
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1986-02-14 | en
5.8
The Call-up
It's time for Jonsson to return to his old regiment to rehearse what he learned during conscription a few years ago. He meets his old friends, platoon leader Larsson and the music loving captain 'Beethoven'. Jonsson and his comrades doesn't take it very serious - but they have a jolly good time. A female journalist follows the exercise to write an article, and gets interested in him. Plot by Mattias Thuresson.
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2.8
Tomcat Angels
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6.1
Pacific Rim: Uprising
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6.2
Heavyweights
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4.5
McHale's Navy
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5.9
Last Orders
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6.1
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6.6
Stripes
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