Stealing Rembrandt
They did the robbery of the century - They just didn't know it
Genres
Overview
Two bumbling scrap metal thieves - father and son - steal the wrong painting during a museum heist. The painting turns out to be the only original Rembrandt painting in Denmark, and all hell breaks loose. What do you do when you've got Interpol, the Danish police and the entire Danish underworld on your heels? And who was this Rembrandt guy anyway?
Details
Budget
$3000000
Revenue
$59466
Runtime
109 min
Release Date
2003-05-17
Status
Released
Original Language
Danish
Vote Count
34
Vote Average
5.9
Lars Brygmann
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Jakob Cedergren
Tom
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Kenneth
Nicolas Bro
Jimmy
Sonja Richter
Trine
Paprika Steen
Charlotte
Gordon Kennedy
Christian
Nikolaj Lie Kaas
Kiosk Karsten
Søren Pilmark
Ole Ernst
Ulf Pilgaard
Mogens Holm
Niels Andersen
Patrick O'Kane
Martin Wenner
Søren Poppel
Michael Fabricius Sand
John Martinus
Jeppe Kaas
Anne Sofie Espersen
Søren Thomsen
Merete Nørgaard
Lars Phister
Thomas Gammeltoft
David Bateson
Kenth Rosenberg
Toshihito Inoue
Morten Lundholm
Yuesong Fan
Asger Gottlieb
Lotte Mejlhede
Lasse Rimmer
Pascal Lubrano
Paw Eriksen
Thomas W. Gabrielsson
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