Gospel of Ted
Ted Serious
Genres
Overview
Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
96 min
Release Date
2022-08-25
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
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Vote Average
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Breanna Foister
Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor
Joe Worthen
Harry Shumway
Paul Kaufmann
Ted
Jesse Hamlin
Carther Graham
Seven James
Palmer
Hiren Patel
Daniel
Jason Walter
Stephen
Jeff Benninghofen
Hank
Ryan Adams
Sex Offender
Ty Rabideau
Mooky
Key Symone
Jenni
Malik “Big Leak” Smith
Jonathan
Anna Lynn Hollemann
Samantha
Tom Harrison
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Mark
Fred Rumler
Hoyt Slocum Sr.
Pilar Benjamin
Nurse
Jinna Kim
Naomi
Kellen Cuttance
The Recruiter
Robin F. Baker
The Executive
Michael Smallwood
Ken Fowler
Zach Ball
The Extorter
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John Mark Brooks
Willy
Solomon Debreaux
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Child on Playground
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Harry Brancheau
Restaurant Patron
Belle Jones
Restaurant Patron
Kim Marchbanks
Restaurant Patron
Lu Wixon
Restaurant Patron
Emily Tynan McDaniel
Hoyt Slocum, Jr.
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