Quest for the Egg Salad

Psychopath

January 1988 •Turkish

The mustachioed misogynistic maniac leaves half-eaten pears behind at the scene of his crimes, potentially leading to his downfall.

Jungle Trap

September 2016 •English

Exploitation demigod James Bryan’s massively entertaining, decapitation-fueled shot-on-video horror masterpiece about a jungle hotel haunted by kill-crazy ghosts in loin cloths, shot in 1990 and unreleased until THIS VERY MOMENT

Midget Zombie Takeover

February 2013 •English

When some college students get together for a hot tub party, they're shocked to find out that their party is being crashed by some tiny, uninvited guests who are hungry for flesh - human flesh.

Death by Love

January 1991 •English

Sculptor Joel Frank finds himself being stalked by a devil-worshiping childhood friend who Frank suspects is murdering his every new girlfriend.

Shrek Crack

March 2024 •English

Was given 5 million dollars to make a movie but spent it on crack. This is the movie...

Edmund Kemper Part 1: The Death of my Life

December 2001 •French

Edmund Kemper, cannibal and necrophiliac, mercilessly murdered his grandparents at the age of 15. Rejected by his parents and hating his mother, he killed eight more victims a few years later in a fit of madness. After rape, his supreme pleasure was to dissect and decapitate the corpses he ate...

Song of the Sword

June 1986 •English

Imagine, if you will, LARPers — Live Action Role Playing — but on a much larger scale, filmed by video camera, fuzzy drained video colors coalescing to give us wanderers with walking sticks in the woods, primitive video effects in the place of computer generation magic and best of all, everyone is so serious about it. Like, serious enough to get out amongst the jagger bushes and mosquitos in a loin cloth of all things. You ever pore over that old Monster Manual and have a Hook Horror LJN figure? Then you’re going to get this. Maybe you’d like to see ladies in Renaissance Faire garb sword fight one another in the hometown of William Burroughs, possibly behind a mall? Do you like dialogue like, “Do mine eyes deceive me or is it Shan-Ra?” And people bowing and saying, “My lady, I beseech you for protection?” This is that movie.

Suicide School Girls

January 2003 •English

Nox Aeternus - Die Nacht der Hexen

January 1987 •German

A lost extreme splatter film from Liechtenstein about a group of teenagers in the forest who stumble upon a party of witches, who sacrifice children, skins traitors alive and eat their innards. The teens try to escape from the witches, and most end up getting killed in the most indiscriminate manner. The police even get involved but are of no use as they are tortured by the witches. The only surviving teen must take matters into his own hands to stop the evil witches. Having gone insane, he later steals his father's gun, goes on a killing spree and then ends his own life.

Amy Strangled a Small Child

February 1998 •English

Amanda B. James is Amy, a severely disturbed, insecure young woman with a lot of gross habits. Joe Christ is her film-student friend who's been interviewing her for his graduation project. After it occurs to both of them that Amy has nothing really interesting to say about her life, she concocts a story of a "repressed-memory" flashback in which she'd murdered a playmate as a youngster. Is she telling the truth? Either way, she's out of her mind...

El reloj de la muerte

January 1993 •Spanish

More Mexican exploitation gold, it is a one hour and 40 minute schizophrenic experience. This is an experience that is surely to be enjoyed by everyone that's into weird and tripppy shit." Also from the review: "Exactly what kind of bad stuff is happening to Alberto? Well first of all, he starts to see bloody dead bodies in his bathroom, his employees turn into hungry zombies, and he's almost killed by Batman, Catwoman and Penguin (seriously)."

Funerals of Terror

January 1990 •Spanish

During an earthquake, a frantic man falls down a stairwell and "dies" yet his soul remains trapped in his body.

Dead Things

January 1986 •English

A deranged hillbilly dad, along with his similarly demented hick child, brutally butcher any folks who are unfortunate enough to venture into their remote neck of the woods. This is the original 1986 version.

Dracula vs. Demon

January 1982 •English

A man and his girlfriend find a ring that belongs to a demon.

Masked Mutilator

May 2019 •English

After accidentally killing an opponent in the ring, a professional wrestler takes a job at a group home for youth offenders. But when a psychopath wearing a wrestling mask begins butchering the teenage residents, their rehabilitation will become a no-holds-barred battle for survival. Originally filmed in 1994 but completed in 2019.

Family Home Evening

October 2020 •English

Two degenerate laid-off Pennsylvania steel mill workers go on a drug-fueled day across their small town. The two get into many altercations with the local people that end in madness, chaos, and violence. They eventually make it home, only to have more crazy times for their family home evening.

Fright Night of the Living Dead

December 1986 •English

Three roommates transform into undead after one of them was attacked in the basement.

Scary Tales

January 1993 •English

An independent, shot on video horror anthology featuring three stories that aim to shock and terrify: Satan's Necklace, Sliced in Coldblood, and Level 21.

Stir Crazy

November 2020 •English

To prevent himself from going insane in isolation, a young filmmaker conjures up an idea about a demented experimental director who tries to convince his harshest critic to enjoy his work.

Kettensägen Zombies

December 1999 •German

A group of young metal freaks sets out to camp on a nice weekend. One of the boys injured his hand and his blood drips on a buried corpse. Awakened by the blood, the Undead sets out to destroy all the living. His first victim is an unsuspecting forest worker ... whose chainsaw becomes a tool of hell.