If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
Genres
Overview
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Details
Budget
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Revenue
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Runtime
113 min
Release Date
2025-01-24
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
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Vote Average
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Rose Byrne
Linda
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
A$AP Rocky
James
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline’s Husband
Laurence Blum
Police Officer
Lark White
Vanessa
Amy Judd Lieberman
Melanie
Char Sidney
Nurse
Jodi Michelle Pynn
Nurse
Christian Slater
Father (uncredited)
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