The Two Missionaries
Those trinity twins tangle with the twisted truth!
Genres
Overview
Two missionaries come into conflict with the authorities when they turn their missionary into a parrot farm. The Bishop of Maracaibo calls them his 'black sheep' and the Monsignore has been called to check on their behavior. Like usual, our heroes help the poor to defend themselves and provoke some funny fist fights in the process.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
89 min
Release Date
1974-12-21
Status
Released
Original Language
Italian
Vote Count
265
Vote Average
6.5
Terence Hill
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Bud Spencer
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Jean-Pierre Aumont
Monsignor Delgado
Robert Loggia
Marchese Alfonso Felipo Gonzaga
Mario Pilar
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Salvatore Basile
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Maria Cumani Quasimodo
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Jacques Herlin
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Mario Erpichini
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Antonio Mendoza
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Lorenzo Piani
Giancarlo Bastianoni
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Riccardo Pizzuti
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Marcello Verziera
Menendez's Henchman #3 (uncredited)
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