SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE
The Sunday school teacher is out. Good thing a substitute is available: Satan!
Genres
Overview
SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is an animated documentary. Join Satan as he shares Bible secrets, secrets the students' pastor learned at Christian seminary but is afraid to share. Thankfully, Satan's not afraid of losing his job. Satan has amassed an impressive list of biblical scholars ready to reveal the "standard stuff" taught in Christian seminaries: Bart Ehrman (UNC Chapel Hill), John J. Collins (Yale), Dale Allison (Princeton Seminary), Susan Niditch (Amherst), Ron Hendel (UC Berkeley), and Hector Avalos (Iowa State). This is established seminary curriculum about biblical history, biblical morals, authorship claims, and early Christianity — a curriculum never shared with the congregation. Darkly comedic, but thoroughly researched, SATAN'S GUIDE TO THE BIBLE is a fascinating journey into the secrets of the world's best-selling book.
Details
Budget
$56000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
86 min
Release Date
2023-12-26
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
10
Tim Johnson
Satan
Jay Tilles
Jesus
Jesse Langley
Pastor Mark
Peter Zerneck
Abraham
Peter Zerneck
Paul
Peter Zerneck
Israel
Peter Zerneck
Pharaoh
Peter Zerneck
Canaanite 4
Peter Zerneck
Disciple 1
Alex Castro
Canaanite 3
Bart D. Ehrman
Self
John J. Collins
Self
Hector Avalos
Self
Susan Niditch
Self
Ronald Hendel
Self
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