

The Substitute
Genres
Overview
6th Grade gets a new substitute teacher. She wants to train the class for an international competition in Paris. But something isn't right. How is she able read kids' minds? Why is she so mean? And how does she manage to convince everyone's parents she is so great when the whole class knows she is really an alien?
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
93 min
Release Date
2007-03-13
Status
Released
Original Language
Danish
Vote Count
65
Vote Average
5.6
Paprika Steen
Ulla Harms, Vikaren
Ulrich Thomsen
Jesper
Jonas Wandschneider
Carl
Emma Juel Justesen
Rikke
Sonja Richter
Maria
Nikolaj Falkenberg-Klok
Philipp
Olivia Stenderup Garre
Sofie
Henrik Prip
Psykolog Claus
Sofie Gråbøl
Carls Mor
Mollie Maria Gilmartin
Lotte
Josephine Gents
Camilla
Emma Claudia Søndergaard
Laura
Jakob Fals Nygaard
Albert
Andreas Gram Nielsen
Tobias
Mathias Peter Kjær
Malthe
Peter Hesse Overgaard
Skoleinspektør Maele
Ulf Pilgaard
Undervisningsminister
Hans Holtegaard
Hønsefarmeren
Niels Anders Thorn
Philips far
Cecilia Zwick-Nash
Philips mor
Holger Juul Hansen
Fortæller (voice)
Vibeke Hastrup
Alberts mor
Lars Bom
Alberts far
Joy-Maria Frederiksen
Lottes mor
Jørgen Bing
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Mette Kolding
Camillas mor
Peter Oliver Hansen
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Helle Dolleris
Tobias mor
Peter Aude
Tobias far
Signe Kjærgaard Jensen
Gaia Sien Christoffersen
Sarah Charlotte Bjørn
Nikita Beensimon Rossing
Pernille Holt
Andreas Buchtrup Andersen
Oskar Emil Prip
Gustav Meiling Madsen
Thomas Bugge Visholm
Malthe Frøkjær-Rubbås
Benjamin Thorup Arnfred
Dave Mallow
Lars Mogelberg
Kurt Strand
Michael Larsen
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