Farce of the Penguins
What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica
Genres
Overview
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
80 min
Release Date
2006-12-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
51
Vote Average
4.049
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Cliff Dorfman
Angry Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve the Owl (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
David Michie
Sly Penguin (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Jeff Ross
Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
Nick Simunek
Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Rob Weiss
Pissed Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
(voice)
6.1
Fear of a Black Hat
Chronicling the controversial career of bad boys N.W.H. (Niggaz With Hats), this uproarious 'mockumentary' lampoons all of hardcore rap's hot-button issues. This underground laugh riot recounts the rise, fall and resurrection of a clueless bunch of would-be rappers, Ice Cold, Tone-Def & Tasty Taste performing as N.W.H.
1994-06-03 | en
6.9
Madagascar
Four animal friends get a taste of the wild life when they break out of captivity at the Central Park Zoo and wash ashore on the island of Madagascar.
2005-05-25 | en
7.0
Land Without Bread
An exploration —manipulated and staged— of life in Las Hurdes, in the province of Cáceres, in Extremadura, Spain, as it was in 1932. Insalubrity, misery and lack of opportunities provoke the emigration of young people and the solitude of those who remain in the desolation of one of the poorest and least developed Spanish regions at that time.
1933-12-01 | es
6.6
To Die For
Suzanne Stone wants to be a world-famous news anchor and she is willing to do anything to get what she wants. What she lacks in intelligence, she makes up for in cold determination and diabolical wiles. As she pursues her goal with relentless focus, she is forced to destroy anything and anyone that may stand in her way, regardless of the ultimate cost or means necessary.
1995-09-22 | en
7.1
March of the Penguins
Every year, thousands of Antarctica's emperor penguins make an astonishing journey to breed their young. They walk, marching day and night in single file 70 miles into the darkest, driest and coldest continent on Earth. This amazing, true-life tale is touched with humour and alive with thrills. Breathtaking photography captures the transcendent beauty and staggering drama of devoted parent penguins who, in the fierce polar winter, take turns guarding their egg and trekking to the ocean in search of food. Predators hunt them, storms lash them. But the safety of their adorable chicks makes it all worthwhile. So follow the leader... to adventure!!
2005-01-26 | fr
0.0
Sunny Night
On 25th December 2011 the Georgian Patriarch Ilia II described his 34 year-long leadership as head of the Georgian Orthodox Church as a ‘sunny night’. Beginning in 1989, and going up to the present, the film essay Sunny Night tells of political and social events since Georgian Independence. A variety of formats and sources, disparate images and voices report on protests, recommencements, uproars and wars, and religious identity that centres around the dominant religion of the nation. In the midst of the ongoing shifts and the various state of affairs, the patriarch stands out as the only constant figure. Meanwhile the sermonised religion begins to take on radical forms, going as far as priests forming front row human-chains, leading protests of several thousand orthodox believers chasing a handful of LGBT activist throughout the streets of Tbilisi in May 2013.
2017-10-20 | ka
7.3
A Hard Day's Night
Capturing John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr in their electrifying element, 'A Hard Day's Night' is a wildly irreverent journey through this pastiche of a day in the life of The Beatles during 1964. The band have to use all their guile and wit to avoid the pursuing fans and press to reach their scheduled television performance, in spite of Paul's troublemaking grandfather and Ringo's arrest.
1964-07-07 | en
6.5
The Idiots
A mix of home-video and documentary styles about a group of young people who have decided to get to know their “inner-idiots” and thus not only facing and breaking their outer appearance but also their inner.
1998-04-28 | da
6.8
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Kazakh journalist Borat Sagdiyev travels to America to make a documentary. As he zigzags across the nation, Borat meets real people in real situations with hysterical consequences. His backwards behavior generates strong reactions around him exposing prejudices and hypocrisies in American culture.
2006-11-01 | en
7.8
The Wrong Trousers
Wallace rents out Gromit's former bedroom to a penguin, who takes up an interest in the techno pants created by Wallace. However, Gromit later learns that the penguin is a wanted criminal. Preserved by the Academy Film Archive.
1993-12-17 | en
7.3
Webseries: The Movie
In 2019, a group of four "filmmakers" set out to make a world-changing web series.
2019-06-11 | en
5.8
Razzennest
South African enfant terrible filmmaker and artiste-cineaste Manus Oosthuizen meets with Rotten Tomatoes-approved indie film critic Babette Cruickshank in an Echo Park sound studio. With key members of Manus's crew joining, they record an audio commentary track for his new elegiac feature documentary Razzennest. But the session goes down a different path... cazzart! The ultimate elevation of arthouse horror, just not as you might expect.
2022-09-29 | en
0.0
Synonymous With
A student's increasingly intimate line of questioning causes his interview with a local horror host to take a vulnerable turn.
2021-04-12 | en
7.0
Dark Side of the Moon
A French documentary or, one might say more accurately, a mockumentary, by director William Karel which originally aired on Arte in 2002 with the title Opération Lune. The basic premise for the film is the theory that the television footage from the Apollo 11 Moon landing was faked and actually recorded in a studio by the CIA with help from director Stanley Kubrick.
2002-10-16 | fr
0.0
A Day of One Hero, Starring Kazuki Shimizu
It is a typical day in the life of actor Kazuki Shimizu when a gun is found inside his bag, leading to all sorts of trouble for him. A Day of One Hero is a direct-to-video film starring Kazuki Shimizu as himself in a mockumentary of his acting career as Don "Doc" Dogoier in the Super Sentai series Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger. The film also features cameo appearances by Tokusatsu veteran actors Yoshio Yamaguchi and Nao Nagasawa.
2011-11-21 | ja
7.4
Lovers of the Arctic Circle
Otto and Ana are kids when they meet each other. Their names are palindromes. They meet by chance, people are related by chance. A story of circular lives, with circular names, and a circular place where the day never ends in the midnight sun. There are things that never end, and Love is one of them.
1998-09-04 | es
0.0
Newport, Rhode Island Case #191263D
A weekend getaway in Newport, Rhode Island between three lifelong friends takes a vicious turn as one of them starts to slowly slip into insanity. A case that defined a small town.
2019-09-06 | en
0.0
Big Dick Energy
Join Vladimir, a Russian former KGB agent, as he investigates what "Big Dick Energy" really means.
2022-07-16 | en
0.0
Horizon: Ice Station Antarctica
BBC weatherman Peter Gibbs makes an emotional return to Antarctica, years after he lived and worked at the British Antarctic Survey's Halley Research Station.
2016-05-04 | en
7.2
Cunk on Christmas
Philomena Cunk is on a festive mission to track down the true meaning of Christmas, and find out exactly what it wants. It's an insightful documentary which takes her on a journey from pagan winter festivals and the nativity story, via 'Sir Charles Dickings', all the way up to today's obsession with Santa. Along the way Philomena will be grilling a variety of experts, trying to expose the truth about Christmas, such as why people still put up with 'brussels sprouts'.
2016-12-29 | en