Farce of the Penguins
What Happens In Antarctica... Stays in Antarctica
Genres
Overview
In this spoof of "March of the Penguins," nature footage of penguins near the South Pole gets a soundtrack of human voices. Carl and Jimmy, best friends, walk 70 miles to the mating grounds where the female penguins wait. The huddled masses of females - especially Melissa and Vicki - talk about males, mating, and what might happen this year. Carl, Jimmy, and the other males make the long trek talking about food, fornication and flatulence. Until this year, Carl's sex life has been dismal, but he falls hard for Melissa. She seems to like him. A crisis develops when Jimmy comes upon something soft in the dark. Can friends forgive? Does parenthood await Carl and Melissa?
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
80 min
Release Date
2006-12-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
51
Vote Average
4.049
Samuel L. Jackson
Narrator (voice)
Alyson Hannigan
Hottie Penguin (voice)
Bob Saget
Carl (voice)
Brie Larson
I Need a Z-Pack Penguin (voice)
Carlos Mencia
Juan Sanchez (voice)
Dave Coulier
There's No Snow Penguin (voice)
John Stamos
What's Global Warming Penguin (voice)
Jodie Sweetin
He's So Gross Penguin (voice)
Lori Loughlin
Melvin-smacking Penguin (voice)
Jason Biggs
Insecure Penguin (voice)
Jim Belushi
They're all bitches Penguin (voice)
Whoopi Goldberg
Helen (voice)
Damon Wayans
Hey, That's My Ass! Penguin (voice)
Drea de Matteo
Ester (voice)
Jason Alexander
Penguin on Belly (voice)
Christina Applegate
Melissa (voice)
Lewis Black
Jimmy (voice)
Mario Cantone
Sidney (voice)
Dane Cook
Online Penguin (voice)
Norm Crosby
Carl's Grandfather (voice)
Cliff Dorfman
Angry Penguin (voice)
Adam Duritz
Sensitive Guy Penguin (voice)
Vanessa Evigan
Hilton Penguin (voice)
Gilbert Gottfried
Freezing Nuts Penguin (voice)
Jim Hazelton
No Personality Penguin (voice)
Jonathan Katz
Steve the Owl (voice)
Jamie Kennedy
Jamie (voice)
David Koechner
Melvin (voice)
Jon Lovitz
My Eyes Are Up Here Penguin (voice)
Norm Macdonald
Join Twosomes Penguin (voice)
David Michie
Sly Penguin (voice)
Mo'Nique
Vicky (voice)
Tracy Morgan
Marcus (voice)
Jeff Ross
Funny-Looking Bastard (voice)
Jonathan Silverman
Seal Critics (voice)
Nick Simunek
Daddy Likes That Penguin (voice)
Abe Vigoda
Penguin from Boca (voice)
Rob Weiss
Pissed Penguin (voice)
Scott Weinger
Horny Penguin (voice)
Harvey Fierstein
Sheila (voice)
Abbey DiGregorio
(voice)
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