Win, Place or Steal
"Mongo" and the man from M*A*S*H together in the comedy caper of the year!
Genres
Overview
Three friends have two things in common: (1) they like to bet on the horses at the track, and (2) they invariably lose. One day they hit upon a scheme to steal one of the track's betting machines, so that they'd be able to print winning tickets and recoup the money they've lost over the years. However, things don't go exactly as planned.
Details
Budget
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Revenue
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Runtime
88 min
Release Date
1975-02-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
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Alex Karras
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McLean Stevenson
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Russ Tamblyn
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Dean Stockwell
Billy
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Harry Dean Stanton
Jack
Scatman Crothers
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Betty Harford
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Mundey Armon
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William Sumper
Stoops
Hazel Theard
Maid
Ray Young
Officer Windbell
Bonnie Yardum
Bonnie Bra
William Smith
Tom
Putter Smith
Kangaroo
Tim Herbert
Teller
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