

Money Making Morons
ONLY TWELVE YEARS IN THE MAKING
Genres
Overview
"God watches out for dummies. He's got both eyes on them." Anyone who is young at heart and loves to laugh will enjoy this off-the-wall, melodramatic-styled comedy. Jack and Milo, both in their forties, with about the same IQ, are left to fend for themselves for the first time. They get a loan from the bank and lend the money to the Mafia for big interest. As the Morons go to collect their first interest, their dream of easy money becomes a nightmare. The Mafia demands $500 every week or their lives. They try one money making scheme after another to dodge death. Their only hope is that their stupidity will save them.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
94 min
Release Date
2008-06-27
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
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Vote Average
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Keith Welch
Jack
Denton Harris
Milo
Rex Woodward
Mafia (John Shalako)
Whitney Woodward
Whitney
Brian Woodward
Brian
Norma Wing
Mama
Todd Hawkes
Neighbor
Leslie Hawkes
Neighbor's Wife
Dale Nartker
Banker
Van Woodward
Brian and Whitney's Dad
Dale Robert Saxton
TV Host
Wes Woodward
Foreman
Judy Harris
Lady at ATM
Ray Woodward
Man at River
Kaye Woodward
Lady at House
Kent Dunkley
Store Clerk
David Hawkes
Warden
Katelyn Ballif
Video Store Clerk
Linden Beckstead
Man Wants DVD
Kevin Forsgren
Principal
Don Woodward
Vice Principal
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