

The Doctor Is Staying with the Colonel
Genres
Overview
Colonel Anacleto Punch, military doctor, falls in love with the beautiful and sensual South African Dr. Eve Russell, specializing in transplants. Thinking that his manhood is not adequate for the beautiful colleague, decides to do a transplant with the unsuspecting nurse prawn, that with women has always been successful. But the end result will not be as anticipated.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
84 min
Release Date
1980-11-28
Status
Released
Original Language
Italian
Vote Count
47
Vote Average
5.3
Nadia Cassini
Dottoressa Eva Russell
Lino Banfi
Colonnello Anacleto Punzone
Alvaro Vitali
Arturo Mazzancolla
Malisa Longo
Giovanna Punzone
Bruno Minniti
Tenente Lancetti
Lucio Montanaro
Suor Fulgenzia
Enzo Andronico
Generale Mangiafuoco
Dino Cassio
Sergente
Thomas Rudy
Paziente
Luciano Amodio
Michele, il facchino dell'hotel
Valentino Simeoni
Suor Agnese
Salvatore Furnari
il nano presente nel sogno accanto a Mazzancolla
Maria Grazia Smaldone
Ragazza che bacia il nano
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