Everybody Wants to Be Italian
When it come to love, it's always better to be Italian.
Genres
Overview
Are all relationships based on lies? Jake Bianski runs a fish market in north Boston, surrounded by Italians. For years, he's carried a torch for Isabella, an ex-girlfriend now married with three children and no interest in Jake. Yet, he tells everyone she's his girlfriend, including Marisa, a veterinarian his employees set him up with at the Italian singles club. She's interested in him until he tells her about his girlfriend, then he's persistent in asking her to be his friend. As the friendship bumps along, Jake realizes that reality may be better than fantasy, but what if Isabella changes her mind about Jake, and what if it comes out that Marisa, like Jake, isn't Italian?
Details
Budget
$1100000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
105 min
Release Date
2007-09-18
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
37
Vote Average
6.7
Jay Jablonski
Jake Bianski
Cerina Vincent
Marisa Costa
John Kapelos
Steve Bottino
John Enos III
Gianluca Tempesti
Richard Libertini
Papa Aldo Tempesti
Marisa Petroro
Isabella Bisclari
Perry Anzilotti
Silvano the Tailor
Anthony Russell
Nick the Jeweler
Tammy Pescatelli
Katerina
Dan Cortese
Michael
Judith Scarpone
Mrs. Abignali
P.J. Marino
Mario Bisciari
Penny Marshall
Teresa the Florist
Sylvia Panacione
Anna the Seamstress
Damien Di Paola
Rocco
Carla Antonino
Carla
Ann Scott
Mrs. Cordova
Zak Lee
Luigi the Waiter
Gabrielle Sanalitro
Receptionist
Ben Livingston
Veterinarian
Abner Genece
Professor Genece
Roberta Orlandi
Francesca the Florist
Alberto Brosio
Hotel Clerk
Elisa Dyann
Mom in Vet's Office (uncredited)
Blake Lee
Engaged Man (uncredited)
Carole Meyers
Susan (uncredited)
Jennifer Welch
Neighbor (uncredited)
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