The Policemen and the Thieves
Genres
Overview
When a charming crook sold fake archaeological treasures to a naive foreigner, he did not know what he was doing: an overseas guest turned out to be the director of a Russian-American pasta factory. The deceived American angrily orders his guard to find a thief. Unhappy fraudster awaits terrible punishment.
Details
Budget
$35000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
0 min
Release Date
1998-12-12
Status
Released
Original Language
Russian
Vote Count
3
Vote Average
7.5
Gennadiy Khazanov
Swindler
Vyacheslav Nevinnyy
Slava - factory guard
Elena Tsyplakova
Zhanna - guard's wife
Evgeniya Glushenko
Dana - swindler's wife
Vladimir Zeldin
Grandpa
Sergey Batalov
Amelkin
Robert McIntyre
American - host macaroni factories
Gennadiy Nazarov
Taxi driver
Tagir Rakhimov
Yardman
Anna Skvarnik
Veronika - daughter of the guard
Sergey Krasnov
Alik - swindler's son
Aleksey Antonov
Garik - swindler's son
Timofey Matveev
Pavlik - guard's son
Daniil Usachyov
Borya
Vladimir Toptsov
Elena Anisimova
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Boris Avdyukhov
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Oleg Moshkarkin
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V. Ryabov
Aleksandr Dostal
Vladimir Timofeev
Input controller
Yuri Kryuchkov
Video surveillance operator
L. Vasilyeva
N. Grichenko
S. Kralin
V. Chaliy
V. Danilov
R. Kuznetsov
Konstantin Arkhipov
Aleksandr Titorenko
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