

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With
Sometimes love is just a big bowl of wrong.
Genres
Overview
Life has its downs for James, living with his mom in Chicago at 39, an aging performer at Second City, eating and weighing too much. A woman he's been dating drops him, as does his agent, her brother. James turns down roles in local TV, roles that make him sad. Someone's remaking his favorite movie, "Marty," a role he'd love, but he doesn't even get an audition.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
80 min
Release Date
2006-04-28
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
46
Vote Average
5.478
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