This Is Not a Christmas Movie
Genres
Overview
Christmas is a time of getting together. Of fun and love. A time of Santa Claus and shopping for decorations. In the run-up to their annual Christmas dinner, we follow several family members in their separate failing attempts to be a good person.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
105 min
Release Date
2024-09-21
Status
Released
Original Language
Dutch
Vote Count
4
Vote Average
5
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Barbara Sloesen
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Jim Lageveen
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Oscar Aerts
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Robbert Bleij
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Tim Haars
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Remy Bonjasky
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Jearsley Vicario
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Hana Hussein
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Jelle Hoekstra
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Michiel Nooter
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Roosmarijn Wind
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Koen Ruitenbeek
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Teun Kuilboer
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Dunya Khayame
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Johanna Hagen
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Joep Vermolen
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Stephanie Louwrier
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Cheryl Ashruf
Shurendy
Dennis Rudge
Lester
Desten Kuiper
Renzo
Rosanne Waalewijn
Odilia
Mylène Waalewijn
Bodil
Maike Meijer
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