No Sex Please: We're British
Genres
Overview
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
85 min
Release Date
1973-07-25
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
17
Vote Average
5.1
Ronnie Corbett
Brian Runnicles
Beryl Reid
Bertha Hunter
Arthur Lowe
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Ian Ogilvy
David Hunter
Susan Penhaligon
Penny Hunter
Michael Bates
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Cheryl Hall
Daphne Martin
David Swift
Inspector Paul
Deryck Guyler
Park Keeper
Valerie Leon
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Margaret Nolan
Barbara
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Mavis Villiers
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Sydney Bromley
Rag & Bone Man
John Bindon
Pete Hunter
Stephen Greif
Niko
Brian Wilde
Policeman
Eric Longworth
Man with Lighter
Edward Sinclair
Postman
Fred Griffiths
Delivery Man
Lucy Griffiths
Spinster Lady
John Scott Martin
White Line Workman
Robin Askwith
Baker's Delivery Man
Bart Allison
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Joe Reah
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Jack Arrow
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pauline Chamberlain
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Victor Harrington
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Walter Henry
Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Fred Machon
Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Pam Rose
Bank Teller (uncredited)
Guy Standeven
Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)
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