

No Sex Please: We're British
Genres
Overview
A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the banks' head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
85 min
Release Date
1973-07-25
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
17
Vote Average
5.1
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John Scott Martin
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