
Waxworks Owner Fumes at Closure
It’s a slow news day
Genres
Overview
It's a slow news day, but slow news is good news, unless you're Gareth Danger; hapless owner of a doomed waxworks museum, due to be closed for being a fire hazard. Live at the scene is mercurial reporter, Malcolm Please, intrepidly bringing the events of the day into your eyes and ears. Nobody could report on a story so momentous with the same heart-wrenching pathos. Well, not with the ability to wrap up just in time for the weather.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
5 min
Release Date
2019-03-30
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
2
Vote Average
8
Martyn Luke
Malcom Please and Mike Sadface
Stuart Walker
Gareth Danger
Louise Gale
Julie Perplexed
Lee Charlish
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