Massage Parlor '73
Around the world, one massage parlor at a time!
Genres
Overview
It’s love at first sight when a handsome journalist gets a massage from a beautiful masseuse. But when he discovers she’s left for a job in an unknown country, he sets off on an adventure that takes him around the globe, one massage parlor at a time!
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
87 min
Release Date
1972-09-15
Status
Released
Original Language
German
Vote Count
5
Vote Average
2.8
Lukas Ammann
Maurice
Felix Franchy
Per
Elisabeth Volkmann
Sonja
Ingrid Steeger
Mai Ling Shan
Nipa
Michel Jacot
Bronski
Rosl Mayr
Helene Herz
Josef Moosholzer
Steuerfahnder
Maria Raber
Claire
Dagobert Walter
Mark
Astrid Boner
Georgia Dillans
Rainer Fischer
Hasso Preiß
Steve Wyatt
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