Almost Heroes
Almost History... Almost Legends... Mostly Ridiculous.
Genres
Overview
Two hapless explorers lead an ill-fated 1804 expedition through the Pacific Northwest in a hopeless, doomed effort to reach the Pacific Ocean before Lewis and Clark.
Details
Budget
$30000000
Revenue
$6100000
Runtime
90 min
Release Date
1998-05-29
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
200
Vote Average
5.395
Chris Farley
Bartholomew Hunt
Matthew Perry
Leslie Edwards
Bokeem Woodbine
Jonah
Barry Del Sherman
Sergeant
Eugene Levy
Guy Fontenot
Lisa Barbuscia
Shaquinna
Christian Clemenson
Father Girard
Patrick Cranshaw
Jackson
Jonathan Joss
Bent Twig
Gregory Cruz
Iowa Indian
Don Lake
Elias
Brent Hinkley
Trapper
John Farley
Bartender
Kevin Dunn
Hidalgo
Tim DeKay
New Bartender
Keith Sellon-Wright
Merriweather Lewis
David Barrera
Ferdinand
Harry Shearer
Narrator (voice)
George Aguilar
Chief Two Roads
Hamilton Camp
Pratt
Lewis Arquette
Merchant
Robert Tittor
Priest
Franklin Cover
Nicholas Burr
David Packer
Bidwell
Steven M. Porter
Higgins
Scott Williamson
William Clark
Rusty Schwimmer
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7.0
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6.0
Guess Who
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6.2
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5.4
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6.7
Commando
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7.5
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6.8
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4.3
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5.3
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5.6
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2.1
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10.0
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6.8
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0.0
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6.0
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6.0
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6.8
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6.6
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7.3
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