As Long as You've Got Your Health
Genres
Overview
An anthology film consisting of four stories. (1) A man reads a Dracula novel while in bed, but cannot seem to tell the novel from reality, causing sleep troubles. (2) A man cannot escape the absurd ads he saw at the movie theater that day. (3) A polluted and construction-ridden town keeps everybody on edge, sending one man to the doctor. (4) A hunter, a farmer and a couple on a picnic unknowingly cause continuous trouble for one another.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
68 min
Release Date
1966-02-25
Status
Released
Original Language
French
Vote Count
24
Vote Average
6.146
Pierre Étaix
Pierre
Denise Péronne
Simone Fonder
Sabine Sun
Véra Valmont
Françoise Occipinti
Claude Massot
Dario Meschi
Emile Coryn
Roger Trapp
Alain Janey
Bernard Dimet
Robert Blome
Georges Loriot
Pongo
Preston
Luc Delhumeau
Annie Savarin
Suzanne Fonder
(uncredited)
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