RiffTrax Live: Timecop
Genres
Overview
In the futuristic world of 2004, Jean-Claude Van Damme isn’t just doing leg splits, he’s splitting the very barriers of space and time. Get ready for TIMECOP! Yes, it’s one word! After the death of his wife (Mia Sara) at the hands of time-traveling goons, Jean-Claude Van Damme is recruited to an elite task force of time-based police officers. Why does the government have an elite task force of time-based police officers? TIMECOP may, or may not, have answers to that perfectly reasonable question! Unfortunately, a U.S. Senator (Ron Silver) has gained access to their system of time travel and he’s using it to commit unspeakable evils – huge campaign finance violations – across generations. Imagine a nightmarish world where stuff like THAT happens. You can’t! Will the Timecops stop the senator in time to save the future?
Details
Budget
$586831
Revenue
$0
Runtime
112 min
Release Date
2025-08-14
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
2
Vote Average
10
Michael J. Nelson
Self
Kevin Murphy
Self
Bill Corbett
Self
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