Jesus Loves Me
Genres
Overview
A girl who always tends to fall in love with the wrong guy meets one who believes the world is coming to an end next Tuesday.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
100 min
Release Date
2012-12-20
Status
Released
Original Language
German
Vote Count
53
Vote Average
5.6
Florian David Fitz
Jeshua
Jessica Schwarz
Marie
Hannelore Elsner
Sylvia
Henry Hübchen
Gabriel
Michael Gwisdek
Gott
Palina Rojinski
Svetlana
Peter Prager
Werner
Nicholas Ofczarek
Satan
Marc Ben Puch
Sven
Christine Schorn
Alte
Johannes Allmayer
Kellner
Dorothea Walda
Rentnerin
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