The Hitmen
One Angry Mafia Boss, One Troublesome Wife, One Distracting Baby, and Two Hapless Hitmen....... What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Genres
Overview
"The Hitmen" is a fun and highly entertaining Comedy/Crime mashup, about challenges to the loyalty and honor of two mob enforcers, and the decisions they must make that could be the difference between life and death........ including their own. "The Hitmen" blends high-stakes mafia action with comedic misadventure and delivers an engaging blend of crime and comedy, driven by sharp writing and strong performances. The authenticity and humorous story centers around the mob enforcers whose latest assignment takes a comedic twist when they find themselves caring for Carlucci’s infant son. The Hitmen not only showcases the talent and vision of its creators, but also serves as proof that independent productions can succeed on major platforms.
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Budget
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Runtime
84 min
Release Date
2024-10-30
Status
Released
Original Language
English
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Anthony N Galizia Sr
Carlo
Danny Klapadoras
Vic
Alicia Carreno
Katherine "Kiki" Carlucci
Raffi Russo
Carmine Carlucci
Jasmine Viana
Darla
Chad Ridgely
Club Patron 1
Chris Coombe
Valet
Dimitri French
Henchman 1
Medwin Elwin
Henchman 2
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