Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning
Genres
Overview
Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning begins with Captain James B. Pirk of the starship Kickstart shipwrecked on the 21st century Earth with his crew. Originally from the distant future, Pirk and his crew traveled back in time to save the Earth from hostile aliens, but lost their ship and became stranded. Pirk's daily routine consists mainly of stuffing his face at the local fast food restaurant, and he is finding it difficult to convince the ladies he is, in fact, an intergalactic space hero from the future. As the prospects for humanity's conquest of space look increasingly bleaker, Pirk comes up with a questionable plan to save mankind's future...
Details
Budget
$16398
Revenue
$0
Runtime
103 min
Release Date
2005-08-20
Status
Released
Original Language
Finnish
Vote Count
70
Vote Average
6.679
Samuli Torssonen
Emperor James B. Pirk
Atte Joutsen
Captain Joni K. Sherrypie
Timo Vuorensola
Commander Dwarf
Antti Satama
Info
Karoliina Blackburn
P Union science officer
Janos Honkonen
Sergei Fukov
Janos Honkonen
Festerbester
Seppo Honkanen
P Union scientist
Tiina Routamaa
Lt Whip
Jari Ahola
Chief of Security Mikhail Garybrandy
Sonja Sjöblom
Girl in Hamburger Restaurant
Santeri Humina
Boyfriend
Ville Vuorensola
Member of Gang
Rudi Airisto
Jeff Cochbrane
Niklas Vainio
Talok
Esa Jaatinen
Guard at research station
Pasi Rantala
Vladimir
Sami Vaittinen
Anatoli
Eeva Malmberg
Pirk's adjutant
Kari Väänänen
President Uljanov
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