
Nothing Ever Happens
Genres
Overview
In this parody of Grand Hotel, despite a dying man's efforts to enjoy his final days, a jewel thief trying to comfort a great dancer, and a big business deal in progress, there are still those who say that "nothing ever happens here."
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
19 min
Release Date
1933-03-25
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
7
Vote Average
5
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