Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
The Army Will Never Be The Same
Genres
Overview
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Details
Budget
$30000000
Revenue
$103971
Runtime
100 min
Release Date
2008-11-07
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
282
Vote Average
6.3
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Katie Chonacas
Amber
Andy Milonakis
Joe Kidd
Jennifer Finley
Dolores
Katherine Owens
Stylist
Kurt Fuller
Cousin Barry
James Harlon Palmer
Junior Agent (uncredited)
Desiree Page
Private Hammaori Sister
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