The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
With Burt and Dolly, this much fun just couldn't be legal!
Genres
Overview
When a Conservative TV crusader threatens to shut down beloved brothel, the Chicken Ranch, proprietress Miss Mona Stangley and her girls won't go down without a fight.
Details
Budget
$27500000
Revenue
$69702172
Runtime
115 min
Release Date
1982-07-23
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
168
Vote Average
6.2
Burt Reynolds
Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
Dolly Parton
Mona Stangley
Dom DeLuise
Melvin P. Thorpe
Charles Durning
Governor of Texas
Jim Nabors
Deputy Fred
Robert Mandan
Senator Wingwood
Lois Nettleton
Dulcie Mae
Theresa Merritt
Jewel
Noah Beery Jr.
Edsel
Raleigh Bond
Mayor
Barry Corbin
C.J.
Ken Magee
Mansel
Mary Jo Catlett
Rita
Mary Louise Wilson
Modene
Howard K. Smith
Howard K. Smith
Sandy Johnson
Chicken Ranch Girl
Gail Benedict
Chicken Ranch Girl
Valerie Leigh Bixler
Chicken Ranch Girl
Leslie Cook
Chicken Ranch Girl
Carol Culver
Chicken Ranch Girl
Lorraine Fields
Chicken Ranch Girl
Trish Garland
Chicken Ranch Girl
Lee Lund
Chicken Ranch Girl
Paula Lynn
Chicken Ranch Girl
Lily Mariye
Chicken Ranch Girl
Andrea Pike
Chicken Ranch Girl
Terry Calloway
Chicken Ranch Girl
Jennifer Nairn-Smith
Chicken Ranch Girl
Terri Treas
Chicken Ranch Girl
Melanie Winter
Chicken Ranch Girl
Stephen Bray
Aggie
Brian Bullard
Aggie
Jeff Calhoun
Aggie
Gary Chapman
Aggie
John Dolf
Aggie
David Engel
Aggie
Edmond Alan Forsyth
Aggie
Mark Fotopoulos
Aggie
Michael Fullington
Aggie
David Warren Gibson
Aggie
Joe Hart
Aggie
Jeffrey Hornaday
Aggie
Patrick Maguire
Aggie
Ted Marriot
Aggie
Steven Moore
Aggie
Douglas Robb
Aggie
Kevin Ryan
Aggie
Tim Topper
Aggie
Marvin Tunney
Aggie
Randy Val Cupp
Aggie
Robert Warners
Aggie
Robin Lynn Funk
Dogette
Larry Kenton
Dogette
Edie Lehmann Boddicker
Dogette
Mark Thomas McGee
Dogette
Karen McLain
Dogette
Benjamin Taylor
Dogette
Arnetia Walker
Dogette
Ty Whitney
Dogette
Robert Briscoe Evans
Melvin's Crew
John Walter Davis
Melvin's Crew
Gregory Itzin
Melvin's Crew
Timothy Stack
Melvin's Crew
Larry B. Williams
Melvin's Crew
Harvey Christiansen
Old Farmer
Donald F. Colson
Jeff Gerald
Helen Kleeb
Dora
Mickey Jones
Henry
Bobby Fite
Dulcie Mae's Son
Paula Shaw
Wulla Jean
Kenneth White
Sheriff Jack Roy
Ted Gehring
Sheriff Chapman
Wayne Heffley
TV Station Manager
Verne Lundquist
Verne Lundquist
Lee Grosscup
Lee Grossip
Lee Ritchey
Governor's Aide
Alice Drummond
Governor's Secretary
Thomas Myers
Senator's Aide
Victoria Wells
Washing Girl
Karyn Harrison
Chicken Girl
Randy Bennett
Privates Boy
Willie T. Neely
Nester
Harold Offer
Nester
Kenneth Threadgill
Nester
John Perry Edson
Male Reporter
Robert Ginnaven
Male Reporter
Sharon Ammann
Female Reporter
Claudette Gardner
Female Reporter
Suzi McLaughlin
Female Reporter
Anne Gaybis
Chicken Ranch Girl (uncredited)
Larry Gilman
50's Vignette (uncredited)
Bob Harks
Audience Member (uncredited)
Kay Parker
World War II Girl (uncredited)
Catherine Wilkinson
Young Whore Dancer (uncredited)
Bret Williams
Silhouette Cowboy (uncredited)
Robbin Young
Working Girl in Whorehouse (uncredited)
Chuck Dawson
JukeBox Delivery Man (uncredited)
Kitten Natividad
1910 Working Girl
Jerry Mitchell
Aggie
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