Oh Schucks...! Here Comes UNTAG
Genres
Overview
Kwagga Robertse owns a farm shop in the fictional Southern African country of Nambabwe and usually cons foreign tourists by pretending to kill a lion, thus earning him the nickname 'Urumbo' (Lion Killer) from the country's natives. Kwagga is upset when the UN sends a platoon of incompetent soldiers with the United Nations Transition Assistance Group (U.N.T.A.G.), to monitor the peace process, and ensure free and fair elections after the Nambabwean War for Independence. The U.N.T.A.G's American leader, Major Bradick D. Mackay and his second-in-command, Captain Zapman are offered a diamond worth a lot of money in the U.S., and they must pay 200,000 USD to Duan Robertse, Kwagga's competitive brother trying to buy a farm left to them by their dead father.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
92 min
Release Date
1990-11-30
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
11
Vote Average
5.7
Leon Schuster
Kwagga Robbertse
Bill Flynn
Zapman
Casper De Vries
Van Den Ploes
Michelle Bestbier
Inge
Ron Smerczak
Nigel Shady
Thomas Mogotlane
Vimba
Kurt Egelhof
Rashid
Eric Nobbs
Doon
Al Karaki
Kiri
Karl Johnson
Mac
Alfred Ntombela
Bambo
Bill Curry
Commander
Graham Clarke
Viehdieb
Philip Van der Byl
Z.I.C.
Ken Gampu
Tjicombo
Bart Fouche
Ferreira
Martin Le Maitre
Traffic cop
Barbara Nielsen
German tourist
Lawrence Ginsberg
German Tourist
Anne Power
American Tourist
Norman Coombes
American Tourist
Kerry Jordan
Mayor
Lynne White
Mayoress
Clare Marshall
Brigadier Ramsbottom
Nico Louw
Maj. Van Keerden
Gideon de Wet
Trooper
Edward Baker-Duly
Trooper
Iain Winter-Smith
English drill sergeant
Regina Morake
Pedestrian
Florence Mkwanazi
Pedestrian
Carl Thobane
Nkoti
Carol Malike
Hungi
Neo Matsunyane
Himba female lover
Christian van Lier
Finn
Diane Fragen
German tourist
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