Hansel and Gretel Get Baked
Prepare for the high of your life
Genres
Overview
An intense new marijuana strain named “Black Forest” is taking Los Angeles by storm, and Gretel’s stoner boyfriend can’t get enough. But when the old woman growing the popular drug turns out to be an evil witch, cooking and eating her wasted patrons for their youth, Gretel and her brother Hansel must save him from a gruesome death — or face the last high of their lives.
Details
Budget
$4500000
Revenue
$0
Runtime
86 min
Release Date
2013-02-19
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
227
Vote Average
5.1
Molly C. Quinn
Gretel
Michael Welch
Hansel
Lara Flynn Boyle
Agnes/The Witch
Cary Elwes
The Meter Man
Lochlyn Munro
Officer Ritter
Yancy Butler
Officer Hart
Bianca Saad
Bianca
Edward Zo
Teenager #1
Andrew James Allen
Ashton
Reynaldo Gallegos
Carlos
Eddy Martin
Manny
Joe Ordaz
Jorge
Celestino Cornielle
Octavio
David Tillman
Norm
Claudia Choi
Sam
Doug Haley
Teenager #2
Xavier Kai Roy
Bicycle Kid #1
Xander Kekoa Roy
Bicycle Kid #2
Danielle Adams
Paramedic
Lexie Hofer
Coed #1
Karissa Thoma
Coed #2
Orvis Slack
Paramedic (uncredited)
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