

What Do You Say to a Naked Lady
What CAN you say?
Genres
Overview
Candid Camera's Allen Funt secretely tapes people's reactions to unexpected encounters with nudity in unusual situations, such as when a naked young woman casually exits an elevator in an office building, or when the nude male art model breaks the wall between artist and model and has off-the-cuff conversations with the clothed women artists. Funt also secretly tapes the test audience watching the preview film and their responses to it, from outright indignation to warm hearted-praise.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
85 min
Release Date
1970-02-18
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
7
Vote Average
4.2
Allen Funt
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Joie Addison
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Laura Huston
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Norman Manzon
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Joan Bell
Nude Lecturer
Harry W. Stinger
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