
Please Kill Mr. Know It All
Genres
Overview
An anonymous advice columnist finds herself caught in an unlikely romance with the man who has been hired to kill her alter ego.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
87 min
Release Date
2013-04-14
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
5.5
Lara Jean Chorostecki
Sally
Jefferson Brown
Albert
Kristina Pesic
Patti
Cliff Saunders
Bud
Al Sapienza
Mob Boss
Colin Mochrie
Talk Show Host
Tom Wilson
Celebrity
Billy MacLellan
Henchman #1
Pedro Miguel Arce
Henchman #2
Dylan Roberts
One Legged Man
Haley Shannon
Stella
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