Black Balls
Genres
Overview
Alex Klein is a bankrupt real estate executive whose life is on a collision course. Not only do the market and his career look like a Trabant from before the fall of the Berlin Wall, but he has a wife who is thriving in success; a family whose habits are driving him insane; clients with bad taste and too much money. Not to mention 14-year-old baristas who think they know the difference between highland coffee beans, picked by virgins at midnight and the coffee from the local supermarket. So there's a lot getting on his nerves, so much so, that one day, when things become real serious, he can only weather the storm in his own repelling way.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
82 min
Release Date
2009-06-11
Status
Released
Original Language
Danish
Vote Count
28
Vote Average
6.464
Anders Matthesen
Alex Klein
Søren Rislund
Værten
Iben Dorner
Dorthe
Thomas Hartmann
Marc
Søren Malling
Læge
Jakob Fauerby
Ingolf
Mathilde Norholt
Nadja
Jack Arnold
Malou Batz Malmgreen
Andreas Ulnits Fabild
Kit Eichler
Morten Roed Frederiksen
Julie Lund
René Dif
Bengt Burg
Thomas Christiansen
Lasse Dam
Audrey Castañeda
Tanne Sommer
Jana Krytinarova
Elias Ehlers
Josef Zeman
Linda Petersen
Judith
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