Lesbian Vampire Killers
After Twilight, The Real Party Starts.
Genres
Overview
With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
86 min
Release Date
2009-03-16
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
396
Vote Average
5.247
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