El Santos vs la Tetona Mendoza
Genres
Overview
Santos, an overweight pacheco fighter suffers from his recent divorce with La Tetona Mendoza, a voluptuous and wild female fighter. To get out of his depression, Santos begins a campaign to help Sahuayo Zombies. However, his philanthropic campaign soon becomes a very profitable business that leverages Santos for their benefit. The population becomes a zombie plague and Santos threatens to dispose of them. However, the Peyote Murderer gets rid of the zombies. But the world without zombies turns out to be worse than anyone could have imagined and the only choice to save the nation is for Santos and Peyote to work together to repopulate the world.
Details
Budget
$2300000
Revenue
$946300
Runtime
96 min
Release Date
2012-11-30
Status
Released
Original Language
Spanish
Vote Count
48
Vote Average
6.7
Daniel Giménez Cacho
Santos (voice)
Héctor Jiménez
El Cabo (voice)
José María Yázpik
Peyote Asesino (voice)
Regina Orozco
La Tetona Mendoza (voice)
Joaquín Cosío
El Jefe (voice)
Cecilia Suárez
Kikis Corcuera / La Caperuza (voice)
Irene Azuela
Rata Maruca / Sirena Lupe (voice)
Jesús Ochoa
Diablo Zepeda (voice)
Guillermo del Toro
Gamborimbo Ponx (voice)
Dolores Heredia
Poquianchis del Espacio (voice)
Julieta Venegas
Poquianchis 2 (voice)
Rocío Verdejo
Poquianchis 3 (voice)
Cheech Marin
Narrador / El Charro (voice)
Odiseo Bichir
Cerdo Gutiérrez (voice)
Bruno Bichir
Cerdo Gutiérrez 2 (voice)
Demián Bichir
Cerdo Gutiérrez 3 (voice)
Andrés Bustamante
Varios (voice)
Andrés Couturier
Additional Voices (voice)
Trino Camacho
Additional Voices (voice)
Elena Poniatowska
Self / Additional Voices (voice)
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