
'Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?
There's no need to make an abortion of it.
Genres
Overview
A production of Oxford Polytechnic for sponsor the Family Planning Association, this is an unreservedly hairy promotion of the prophylactic in avoiding unwanted pregnancies. A wave of period details situate the film in both time and milieu. The culture of its audience, 1970s students, is evoked and displayed via a mattress on the floor, an ethnic rug, the kilim bedpsread, homebrew jars, denim clothes and by hair: long hair, facial hair - beards. The main actors are dead ringers for the infamous cover stars of Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, published the year before.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
4 min
Release Date
1973-05-27
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
6
Pip Springhail
Girl
Eelco De Jong
Boy
Sue Stoodwell
Female Assistant
John Perkins
Male Assistant
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