Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
Watch This Lonely Bastard Spend His Entire Life Savings on Call Girls in Less Than Two Weeks!
Genres
Overview
A lonely Omaha, Nebraska security guard named Marcus dreams of establishing some human connection, when he isn't watching cable porn in his apartment and obsessing over his weight.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
98 min
Release Date
1991-12-25
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
6
Vote Average
3.7
Andren Scott
Marcus Templeton
Karen Zaczkowski
Sunbather
Jean Wolf
Blind Date
Christy Cass
Call Girl
Sheila Ivy Traister
TV Reporter
Sarah Young
Violent Call Girl
Roland Hartley
Guy in the park
Sherri Burdette
Girl in the park
Karen Burns
TV Dancer
Cindy Radiff
TV Dancer
Rebecca Watson
1-Date 'girl friend'
Becky Van Lewen
Ex-'girl friend'
Stephanie Campana
Call Girl
Colette Feher
Peeping Tom Victim
Karen Pombo
Call Girl
Jim Norton
Marcus's Dad
Rhonda Boshau
TV Dancer
Jeanette Feher
Sci-Fi Actress with 'Brain'
Monica McFarland
Call Girl
Daina Kienzle
Busty TV Dancer
Mark Webster
Muscular Guy - Peeping Victim
Michelle Rigby
TV Dancer
Tami Eastin
Nude Girl - Peeping Victim
Yolanda Rodríguez
TV Dancer
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