The Absent-Minded Waiter
Genres
Overview
Bernie Cates requests the services of the most absent-minded waiter he's ever seen, who pours water before setting the glasses, endlessly repeats questions, brings wrong orders, and ruins everything- but the bill.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
7 min
Release Date
1977-07-13
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
20
Vote Average
6.5
Steve Martin
Steven
Teri Garr
Susan Cates
Buck Henry
Bernie Cates
Naomi Stevens
Naomi
Ivor Barry
Peter Elbling
Kurt Taylor
Beans Morocco
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