The Thorn
More than a movie, it's a happening.
Genres
Overview
A series of vignettes involving various Biblical characters, including 'The Divine Mr. J', the Virgin Mary, a lecherous priest, King Herod, among others.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
93 min
Release Date
1974-05-24
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
2
Vote Average
8.5
John Bassberger
Jesus Christ
Bette Midler
Virgin Mary
John Greenberg
John the Baptist
James Harrison
Joseph
Fred LaBour
The Angel Fred
Craig Reynolds
King Herod
Richard Pollard
Rabbi Gabriel
Diana David
Salome
Jack Castor
Queen
Chi Chi
Queen
6.0
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7.2
Big Trouble in Little China
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5.4
Home Movies
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5.9
Vampire's Kiss
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6.5
Little Voice
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5.2
2nd Serve
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6.5
Edge of Seventeen
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4.0
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6.3
The Matador
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0.0
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Bill discovers the office Janitor is dead on the bullpen floor, but no one is upset besides him.
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7.4
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6.9
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7.2
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6.8
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10.0
BRUTUS
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4.2
The Last Run
When a young accountant is devastated after discovering his inspiringly beautiful girlfriend is cheating on him, his best friend, who's engaged to a girl he doesn't love, convinces him to go on a "run" and sleep with as many women as he can to get over his heart break.
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6.6
Bad Boys II
Detectives Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowrey of the Miami Narcotics Task Force are tasked with stopping the flow of the drug Ecstasy into Miami. They track the drugs to the whacked-out Cuban drug lord Johnny Tapia, who is also involved in a bloody war with Russian and Haitian mobsters. If that isn't bad enough, there's tension between the two detectives when Marcus discovers that playboy Mike is secretly romancing Marcus’ sister, Syd.
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6.7
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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6.3
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6.3
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