Assault and Matrimony
"Til death do us part," gave them both an idea.
Genres
Overview
Silvia and Edgar have been married for a long time, but can't stand each other now. But a divorce would mean having to sell their dream house, which both of them want to keep. Instead they both secretly decide the answer is to kill the other.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
100 min
Release Date
1987-09-27
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
1
Vote Average
6
Jill Eikenberry
Sylvia
John Hillerman
Cyril
Michelle Phillips
Madge Evers
Michael Tucker
Edgar
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