Real Men Don't Eat Gummi Bears
Genres
Overview
In this wacky comedy, teen-aged Tony (Bentley C. Mitchum) has never known who is father is. Together with his best buddies Peter and Susan, he tracks down the clues he has as well as he can.
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
89 min
Release Date
1989-08-17
Status
Released
Original Language
German
Vote Count
0
Vote Average
0
Christopher Mitchum
Johannes / Elefanten-Joe Thalberg
Angela Alvarado
Angela
John Hillerman
Pfarrer
Julia Kent
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Corinna Drews
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Amadeus August
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Käte Jaenicke
Gundula
John van Dreelen
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Ernest Borgnine
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Arthur Brauss
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Rüdiger Bahr
Karl
Robi Draco Rosa
Peter
Bentley Mitchum
Tony
Art Metrano
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Otto Retzer
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