Robot Bastard!
Bring clean underwear.
Genres
Overview
The President's Daughter has been kidnapped by the brilliant super-criminal Blood Mamba. All rescue attempts have been thwarted by the evil genius. There's only one thing left to do: send in the Robot. The Robot must fight zombie-monsters and insecurity in order to complete his suicidal mission. This marks the directorial debut of Rob Schrab (Creator of Scud: the Disposable Assassin and Heat Vision and Jack).
Details
Budget
$0
Revenue
$0
Runtime
18 min
Release Date
2001-10-01
Status
Released
Original Language
English
Vote Count
6
Vote Average
6.6
Kurt Scholler
Robot
Chris Tallman
Commander
Robia LaMorte
Catherine
Sean McKenna
Robot (Voice)
Jeff Bryan Davis
Evil Robot
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