

Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme
You've never seen a honeymoon like this
Genres
Overview
The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon.
Details
Budget
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Revenue
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Runtime
102 min
Release Date
2013-10-25
Status
Released
Original Language
Portuguese
Vote Count
246
Vote Average
6.415
Fábio Porchat
Fábio
Miá Mello
Miá
Marcelo Valle
Wilson
Inez Viana
Suzana
Juliana Didone
Laura
Alejandro Claveaux
Beto
Rafael Queiroga
Cabeça
Elke Maravilha
Mirtes
Catarina Abdala
Madrinha
Ernani Moraes
Pai do Fábio
Stepan Nercessian
Juiz de Paz
Paulo Carvalho
Homem Cartório
Naim José Ayub
Funcionário Navio
Lucas Mota
Fábio (Adolescente)
Ana Cecília Albuquerque
Laura (Adolescente)
Cauê Campos
Cabeça (Adolescente)
Letícia Pedro
Amiga da Laura
Rose Lima
Creuzinha
Alethea Novaes
Jacirene
Marco Aurélio Andrade
Robson
Pablo Sanábio
Raul
Hervé Brunon
Anderson
Herbert Richers Junior
Comandante
Bruno Bebianno
Esteban
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